hello, my name is chloe;; if you act like nothing is wrong, pretty soon, it'll become true, until then, sit back, relax, calm down, and enjoy xx


rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

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idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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