hello, my name is chloe;; if you act like nothing is wrong, pretty soon, it'll become true, until then, sit back, relax, calm down, and enjoy xx


you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)

(via teenagurs)

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aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via euphoricc-high)

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winchestersoldier:

this man is the highest paid actor in hollywood

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

(via machin-e)

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(via el0ise)

370,205 notes

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

(Source: kanyewesticle, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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They fuck you up, your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do
They Fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats
who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man
It deepens like a coastal shelf
Get out as early as you can
And don’t have kids yourself.

- Philip Larkin

stability:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve

(Source: stability, via enterthewonderfulworldofme)

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zacheryerik:

timothydelaghetto:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT IS THIS?!

I’d love to see something like this.

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via fake-mermaid)

715,681 notes

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

(via unsounded)

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cerulean-warbler:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

a fuckboy won today, but we will have our revenge