[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Teach the babies. PLEASE.
all I want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows
*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*