hello, my name is chloe;; if you act like nothing is wrong, pretty soon, it'll become true, until then, sit back, relax, calm down, and enjoy xx


beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via departured)

580,844 notes

gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

(via distraction)

61,111 notes

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via cravings)

584,159 notes

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via isabella-chiera)

612,720 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

image

(via pictures-make-a-forever)

414,823 notes
asian:

honey it’s your turn to pick up the baby today

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via fake-mermaid)

289,091 notes

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

image

(via africandad)

77,226 notes

claphne:

child

why u scream

(via africandad)

248,920 notes

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via bonus)

284,835 notes
itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via okaying)

173,536 notes