urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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