hello, my name is chloe;; if you act like nothing is wrong, pretty soon, it'll become true, until then, sit back, relax, calm down, and enjoy xx


Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via fake-mermaid)

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unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

image

(via africandad)

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claphne:

child

why u scream

(via africandad)

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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via bonus)

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itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via okaying)

165,120 notes

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

image

THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

(Source: yevkunremade, via fluffykittensandpuppies)

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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via grewv)

97,952 notes

sniffing:

omalleyhonor:

sniffing:

i like a boy but he lives thousands of miles away and im sad

I like a boy but he’s like 30, married and has a kid.

ouch

(via crispy-chicken-nugget)

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via distraction)

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party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

(via heterokay)

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

(via cravings)

475,131 notes

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

(via disagreed)

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