mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

kyssthis16:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

Teach the babies. PLEASE.

somethingintheworld:

im—an-angel-with-a-shotgun:

all I want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*